The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.
Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.
by Pee Bubble September 4, 2010
by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010
Fucking a fat chick in the folds of her belly, gunt, or muffin tops, rather than any number of usual places, and leaving her with the gooey load inside the folds.
by Tikkanen November 29, 2006
by A cool irc guy June 26, 2003
The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.
by dildo ronny fagginz March 6, 2009
A pair of tits that are each shaped like a hanging calzone. They tend to look like cheese filled pouches as their name describes. Thin at the top and gradually get thicker as you progress down towards the circular portion of the breast.
by Erkan The Barbarian April 24, 2015
When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
by JShay00 November 15, 2013