Swine Flu

Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.

Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.

Swine Flu by Taco Shabazz May 6, 2009

Swine Flu

1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.

Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.

Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.

Swine Flu by Game Cat May 1, 2009

Swine Flu

Hooking up with a fat chick.

Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?

Swine Flu by Rhynon July 1, 2009

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

Swine Flu by Swineian October 31, 2009

Swine Flu

Obama's attempt to rid Mexicans off the face of the planet.

Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.

Obama: Yes! Swine Flu has proven effective I'm feeling awfully tired and my head hurts..*Coughs*..

Swine Flu by Gluttonous April 29, 2009

Swine Flu

A strong desire and/or lust for a fat person, or fat people in general. What "yellow fever" is to Asians, "swine flu" is to chubby people.

"Edward's case of swine flu was clearly out of hand when we caught him out with yet another chunky girl"

Swine Flu by johndoeaa October 21, 2009

Swine Flu

a flu, which actually started in a farm in the us, possibly by a farmer who went to mexico because he might have been closer to the boarder than anyone else. later the flu spear all over mexico, and then it spread all over the world. Now theres a vaccine that avoids it, but people in canada are dying because of it. so you better not take it till obama or some other important bastard takes it and lives.

For some reason it created such a hype around the world. :l

There'd already be a cure for cancer if it would have had such a big hype

guy1: *cough*
guy2: *backs away*
guy1: Dude i only have cold >_> fff.
guy2:riiiiiiiiiight. you probably have swine flu.
guy1: dont make me cough on your face.

Swine Flu by Your Doctor. February 8, 2010