SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. hE'S SO HOTT... HE'S MAKES ME HAVE ORGASIMS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM! I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP!
cAntbEperFect08: **gets on knees and bows to kiefer** kiefer IS my god
by Emmaroo August 29, 2004
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A derogatory name for the under-talented, over-rated actor Keifer Sutherland. To suggest that he is not as bad-ass as his characters are, and in fact is ( or may have..) a vagina that expels gas.
Question: You ever watch that T.V. show called "24"? Answer: Nope, I can't stand that actor "Queefer Sutherland".
by SMOKINGMAN1961 July 14, 2009
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There often comes a time in any competitive sport, game or pastime where the rules are mysteriously changed to favour one participant. This participant will convince all his or her opponents that these are the commonly accepted and legitimate rules regardless of available published regulations which are to hand and which they seem to contradict.

The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.
Jim won the crazy golf competition, but only by adopting the Sutherland rules.
by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004
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Despite the significant population of the Sutherland Shire, many people are obviously quite misinformed and/or ignorant regarding the thousands of people who call the shire home, generalising the entire population of the Sutherland Shire into one narrow category which best fits their distorted views, branding residents as sheltered, ignorant, idiotic and racist. Those who decide to take a narrow, generalised, ignorant view of Sutherland Shire residents as being, ironically, narrow-minded and ignorant, are simply being hypocrites.
One common incorrect claim is of the Sutherland Shire as being ruled by racist attitudes. Many simply state this following reports of the Cronulla riots, whereby a very small portion of racially motivated (predominantly) young men took to racially motivated violence. Though it should be noted that such assaults came from both sides, such violence is inexcusable. However, one can not determine that they know all there is to know about a population from media reports on one incident. Such ignorance would be akin to deciding from reports of Melbourne’s Indian student bashings that that entire locality must be full of racists, certainly flawed logic.
To those who continue to ridicule the Sutherland Shire and its residents, feel free to perhaps get to know the locality and population you seem to despise before making incorrect allegations and cruel remarks.
If all you have to say is negative and derogatory, then say nothing at all.
by :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P November 9, 2009
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The combination of smoking a "kiefer" bowl (smoking a weed bowl topped with kief. )and taking a shot of various alcohols in the process and the blowing out the smoke. Shooting "Kiefer Sutherlands" pays tribute to the great Jack Bauer of 24 and incompasses all the necessary ingredients to get muther fuckin crunked. Kiefer Sutherlands are done in "sets" of "3", the necessary amount to achieve a comfortable state of "crunkness"(and I have no medical proof to back that, just experience)
ENJOY THE GRAVEYARD!
I did a set of Kiefer Sutherlands last night and I got really fucked up... man I love that guy
by Dave G-bard January 27, 2006
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I reference to keefer sutherland being a vaginal fart....see kweef
she smells like kweefer sutherland
by Cobbs666 December 5, 2006
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The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.
Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.
by Toaster66 April 14, 2006
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