Cobbs666's definitions

dirty gibson

When one is on a drunken rampage, he has uninhibited drunk sex with jews while yelling racial slurs at them, then the next day claim that you are not racist. Now also known as the dirty Kramer.

Let's go find a few orthodox's im in the mood for a dirty gibson.

by Cobbs666 December 4, 2006

italian shower

Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.

I only had time for an italian shower.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

gothic shower

To perform a gothic shower you must do insane amounts of drugs and drinking til your liver is totally destroyed.Then once you are pissing blood, proceed like a normal golden shower except this will be gothic.

you look like you could use a gothic shower

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

queen lakweefah

A reference to queen latifah's gastrous gaping vagina...see kweef

damn that queen lakweefah

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

the woodmatch

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006

mud flaps

Is what a chick gets when she wipes her ass from back to front to many times, most common during bouts of diorreah.

I was going to eat that bitch out then i got a look at the mud flaps on her.

by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006