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by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
Get the queen lakweefah mug.The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.
by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006
Get the the woodmatch mug.A snergler is defined as someone who sucks farts out of dead seagulls asses. ( Actual definition not sure on spelling)
by Cobbs666 December 9, 2008
Get the snergler mug.A gothic snowball is when you and all your buddies are gang banging some dirty whore, all take turns blowing your load inside her. Now she must be on her rag or it is just a normal snowball. Now pick one unlucky guy to suck all the blood and cum out and spit that snowball in her face. Not to be confused with the muslim snowball which involves blowing loads in her asshole.
by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006
Get the gothic snowball mug.Italian showers are when an someone who works construction hides a bottle $2 cologne in the glove compartment of their dirty construction vehicle. They do not go home after work and just go straight to the strip club and douse themselves in cheap cologne.
by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
Get the italian shower mug.To perform a gothic shower you must do insane amounts of drugs and drinking til your liver is totally destroyed.Then once you are pissing blood, proceed like a normal golden shower except this will be gothic.
by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
Get the gothic shower mug.a manitoba mudslide is when a chick has diareah , you make her stand on her head and fuck her so that the mud slide all the way down her cunt crack into her mouth.
by Cobbs666 December 7, 2006
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