Shitty Salmon

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

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Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

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All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.

It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.

sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013

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An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

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When people are having anal and the person getting it shits on the other persons cock and they put it in a bag and keep going.

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"Yeah last night was crazy! Pretty sure I threw my shoes out of a car window though."

"Haha wow, that's shitty bananas."

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To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

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