Known to have an unhealthy obsession with Call of Duty Zombies, Sparky eats, sleeps and breathes COD Zombies. Sparky's mornings usually start, well don't start at all actually, because they sleep till 2am. Most diets of a Sparky, consist of 5 Monster energy drinks, a bag of Jerky XP and an egg fried to shit.
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
Usually recognized for not knowing when to take a hint when it comes to his love life. A Sparky will let you cuck him, but then tell his friends he "eats the pussy, like groceries." Will definitely fall in love with the first female that enters his life. Don't you dare be kind to a Sparky or its game over. He has already fallen in love with you before you can even prove that you have a vagina.
Good luck spotting a Sparky in the wild, most don't even leave the basement of their parents house. The rare occasion is to pick up some Monster, a video game or the latest Call of Duty Zombie issued comic.
Will frequently say they hate the nickname "Sparky" but actually adore it. Favorite porn star is Alison Tyler because of how she dominates. Loves being the submissive type in the relationship but then mentions how they're "alpha."
by TotaltheFruitcup May 31, 2019
A nickname given to people who are very kind and nice and have a cute penguin profile picture on Discord
by Sp4rky31 October 22, 2020
An early 90's term of contempt for stupid people. It refers to neandrafucks who create sparks by dragging their knuckles on the ground.
Hey look, a sparky just walked through the door, that dumb fuck doesn't know shit from jam.
Hey sparky, what did you learn in class today? The meaning of pedology?
Hey sparky, what did you learn in class today? The meaning of pedology?
by Arcticcat September 29, 2007
A random persona.....the type of person you can see the actual neurons sparking around the heed !!!!
by dottydettie December 7, 2009
Ill as fuck guy with mad crazy skills with the ladies. A true ladies man. He is skinny as a post, but has an arsinal of automatics down to twenty twos. fucker
"That Sparkie, he is such a dream boat"
by Sparkie January 20, 2004
1. A word describing someone who is completely amazing at life.
2. Named to someone who completes you as a person.
3. Someone who has the hottest ass in the world an wears and infinite amount of Lacoste.
4. A gay person who is currently attached to an Asian.
2. Named to someone who completes you as a person.
3. Someone who has the hottest ass in the world an wears and infinite amount of Lacoste.
4. A gay person who is currently attached to an Asian.
See that white boy with that Viet boy, who happens to be wearing Lacoste...he sure is a sparky.
Sparky there sure has a nice, fine, round ass!
Now look at this sparky, he is amazing at living!
Sparky there sure has a nice, fine, round ass!
Now look at this sparky, he is amazing at living!
by Charlie Bunny August 20, 2009
A redhead, wild and untameable whilst being sexy and sweet, purr's like a kitten when not on her feet. Thrashes around town in an Elise, talented and very willing to please.
by Jeepy December 15, 2004