Slunk: a hybrid of the words sloppy and drunk. It is used to describe either a person who is so drunk he makes a mess of himself (ie. puking, shitting one's self, etc.) or sloppy in doing things one would normally be able to do (ie. pouring, and completely missing, "sum mo' drank in yo cup";or knocking over shit like everybody's drink on the table.
Person 1: Wow, Jon just shit his pants AND puked in the fish bowl and STILL has the energy to smash three full bottles of vodka!
Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!
Person 2: Jon is soooo slunk!
by alexjos August 27, 2006
The sport of jumping into a ditch of water or snow, being awarded points on distance, height, and style of jump.
by stephfro23 February 4, 2010
When one is so sleepy that they appear to be drunk. i.e. You stayed up until 5 in the morning doing a project upon which you have procrastinated and coming into school with slurred/mumbled speech, incoherent sentences, and/or making very poor decisions.
Me-"Dooh baby stuff is interesting. Boo's secreat side!?!"
Friend- "What? Did you go to bed at 3 in the morning because you are slunk."
Friend- "What? Did you go to bed at 3 in the morning because you are slunk."
by Giantkoala327 December 12, 2014
That girl is such a slunk, she had sex with five different people last night and still hasn't showered.
by His Perfect Drug March 3, 2010
A combination of sloppy and drunk. A take-off of crunk, slunk represents being so drunk that that person is no longer fun or enjoyable, just sloppy as hell. The difference between slunk and crunk could be summed up to be, "Crunk is a party mood, slunk is just a slop, wtf were you thinking mood."
by Barrald November 27, 2006
by FoxEaredWonder February 24, 2011