The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012
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The past tense of scam, according to Tracy Jordan from "30 Rock."
What’s the past tense for scam? Is it scrummed? Liz Lemon, I think you just got scrummed.”
by safetycanary January 30, 2011
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n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.
Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
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A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.
The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.
by CARL MONEY April 30, 2006
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1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.
2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.
"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"
"fuck yeah man!!!"
by Tator2424 April 14, 2008
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Leftovers from a Japanese Steakhouse (specifically mushrooms and onions)
Pardon me, can I have a to-go box for my scrums?
by MarkSanchez_77 December 19, 2022
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Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.
-Dude, why do the scrum always have to be on our team?
-Omg, this guy is the lowest form of scrum, he couldnt even kill me when I was in last stand.
-We are going to have to back out, this room has no scrum what so ever.
-Get throwing knifed worthless scrumlord!
-The early morning scrum are out to get destroyed.
by Sticky Bone February 26, 2010
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