The best, coolest, most attractive, talented, and most perfect people in the world. You should be honored to even speak to one.
by слава россии March 30, 2019
You are a Russian if:
1-your body composition is 75% vodka.
2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams.
3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit.
4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it.
5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.
1-your body composition is 75% vodka.
2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams.
3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit.
4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it.
5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.
1-Igor:drink vodka cola!!!!!!!!!!!
2-Anton:A+ actually.
3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
English dude:I beg your pardon young
man?
ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover??
5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink
2-Anton:A+ actually.
3-Average Russian teenager:Yo!Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!!
English dude:I beg your pardon young
man?
ARt:???..uh...fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
4-You are not going to let Russia's economy run by foreigners aren't ya motherland lover??
5-Vladmir:I just bought an AK-47 last week.Wanna try it out? *wink *wink
by averagepapa January 8, 2005
by ImNotHræðYouAre June 2, 2017
Hong: I got A for maths and I'm asian.
Jeff: So? you spend half your spare time studying! Dmitry got an A without trying.
Hong: Who's Dmitry? I never see him in lesson.
Jeff: He never attends lessons. He never studies. Just goes to the exams.
Hong: He must be Russian then.
Jeff: So? you spend half your spare time studying! Dmitry got an A without trying.
Hong: Who's Dmitry? I never see him in lesson.
Jeff: He never attends lessons. He never studies. Just goes to the exams.
Hong: He must be Russian then.
by coconuts man February 19, 2009
Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.
An American asks a group of people who speak with an accent: Are you German? (Italian? Albanian?...) No, we are Russian, they answer.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.
Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "
Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.
Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.
Wow! How did you get to America?
Our family was persecuted in Russia because we are Jewish.
Oh, OK.
Also: Clueless Russian President Putin addressing former Soviet emigres on his visit to Israel: "Fellow compatriots... "
Also: "My grandparents/parents came from Russia..." - This usually means they were Jewish.
Also: "Russian Mafia" - Mostly Soviet-born Jews who speak Russian. More proper to call it the Red Mafia.
by The Smudge April 29, 2007
CYKA BLYAT
Purely and simply means " you are fucked" in every single possible way.
VODKA AND HOT BITCH SHOOT SHOOT IMA RETARD YES?
Purely and simply means " you are fucked" in every single possible way.
VODKA AND HOT BITCH SHOOT SHOOT IMA RETARD YES?
by niceguyonearth August 31, 2019