hotch potch
hotch potch by neminem May 27, 2006
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S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."
K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."
K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!
crunch-potch by The Dapper Gentleman July 30, 2008
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Hotch Potch
Scottish-Meaning a mix and match of food put together to make a meal or a snack, or something put together to make a topic, subject, conversation or item
Hotch Potch by Scottish poet March 23, 2011
piece of patch
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."
piece of patch by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014
beast patch
An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
beast patch by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
Patchy Twat
1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.
3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”
Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
Patchy Twat by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
Fart Pitch
The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
Fart Pitch by lasersheep December 30, 2013