A dope town in Central Valley California where rap star's grandma's celebrate their 100th birthdays in style and other glorious things are happening!
by Kpin10 December 1, 2018
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by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
Get the Modesto Milkshake mug.A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.
I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.
by Biermann Z January 26, 2011
Get the Modesto heybuddy mug.Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!
Modestos where my money is?
by Mat2003 November 20, 2021
Get the Modestos mug.Modesto is a town in Northern California, however is considered the Central valley. Modesto is Known as the town of "Murder, Meth, and Autotheft" it has a population of 215K+ people and the crime crate is so high its considered one of the worst places to live. They try too hard to be the LA, but in reality they are just the Wannabe LA thats eternally broke. Modesto is just fresnos embarrassed little bride.
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by Boninf70 March 30, 2017
Get the modesto mug.The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.
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