Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!

Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesto Milkshake

When a male shoots a rail of semen on someone then sprinkles meth on top of it and either him or someone else on eats it.

I heard that some dude gave you're neighbor a Modesto milkshake at some party i went to last night.

by Skullz51 June 26, 2019

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

modesto

A man with a little chubby

Man that guy last night must've been a Modesto.

by Boninf70 March 30, 2017

Modesto

The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.

"Man this wineis good shit! Where did they make this??"
"Modesto, California."

by CBinion91 May 20, 2020

Modesto

Modesto is a town in Northern California, however is considered the Central valley. Modesto is Known as the town of "Murder, Meth, and Autotheft" it has a population of 215K+ people and the crime crate is so high its considered one of the worst places to live. They try too hard to be the LA, but in reality they are just the Wannabe LA thats eternally broke. Modesto is just fresnos embarrassed little bride.

Yo I saw a drug deal in modesto the other day!

by THE WANNABE FAMOUS GUY March 01, 2025

Modestos

Modestos is a fanatic smoker and drug dealer. If you invite him in you house he will robe you and stole your money! But in the other side he is a very good guy and a good friend!

Modestos where my money is?

by Mat2003 November 20, 2021