southern lasagne

an unkempt and unclean woman's pubic region during the crimson tide....lips=lasagna noodle, cheese=cheese, blood=sauce mama mia!!

Tony Fabrioni enjoys eating his grandmother's homeade southern lasagna.

by unavailable March 26, 2004

homemade lasagne

Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on.

She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 05, 2017

Ravioli and Lasagne

Two types of pasta that don't taste good when put together on a plate. Just don't do it.

I've tried Ravioli and Lasagne. It's bad.

by MucusLukas June 15, 2022

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

Poopy Lasagne

The term you use to describe the foul creation you leave in the toilet when you go for a shit, finish wiping your ass and then realise you need another shit. Leaving layers of shite and paper making a poopy lasagne

Mate was in the big for an hour, had a poopy lasagne you get me

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020