knit a sweater 

code for smoking pot

Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?

No, but I got a scarf here

knit a sweater by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

Knit Fuck

Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.

Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!

Knit Fuck by Falopian November 20, 2010

knit a sweater 

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

knit a sweater by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

Knit a sweater phase 

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

Knit a sweater phase by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

knit-worthy

A person who is knit-worthy appreciates the time and effort put into a knit piece and cherishes the gift they have been given.

Someone not knit-worthy criticizes everything about the project and makes outrageous requests for their "gift" but doesn't want to pay for a special request item.

My Grandma is so knit-worthy, she loves everything I make her.

knit-worthy by Crabbyknitter February 8, 2025

Gee, you knit? 

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?

Gee, you knit!

Gee, you knit? by d-Mack April 29, 2004

Close knit community 

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.

e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"

Close knit community by Tariro October 17, 2007