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He JOCKED his friend's style.
Jocked by Jonny Tigre May 25, 2008
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Cock Jocked 

When your feelin' this chick and you spend most of your time together at the party/bar/house, but then some guy buys her a drink/tells a story and steals her interest from you to him. So all your time you just invested into this one girl has been wasted by another guy, or Cock Jocked. Fckin' Sucks.
Sometime in the Fall semester of 05'...My boy Eric got cock jocked by this one guy who tried to steal his girl Emily by buying drinks for her. But the only way to fight him off is play him in his own game and cock jock the girl back. Chillin back at my place Erik said he did not get the girl but we checked her out on facebook and concluded she was mad doodie anyway.
Cock Jocked by BluBallz April 30, 2006

Jickety Janked 

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event
Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.
Jickety Janked by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010
To get ready to battle or go to war.
Put on your gear and game face.
The warrior was jocked up and ready to go do some killing.
Jocked Up by Jerry Nelson September 29, 2010
When you press or rub your bulge on any part of someone with or without their consent.
Dang, Jeff just totally junked that girl by the bar.

Girl you best move your chair and let me pass unless you want your back junked.
Junked by the boogie man lives! December 12, 2010
This pie tastes very janked up.
Janked Up by Will Grennay January 13, 2007