1 definition by Gardineroso

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Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"
by Gardineroso September 16, 2003

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