Jared

1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league

Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..

by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014

jarelis

A sweet, caring person who’s knows how to party and is very pretty. Jarelis is a person who cares about here family and friends A LOT.

This is a loudish person also but those who meet a person with this name have found a one-in-million person

I have a friend named Jarelis

by Starchild_💫 March 25, 2018

Jared

Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.

He’s such a Jared

by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 8, 2018

Jared

Iykyk 🥵🥵🥵🥵👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Me: Jared
Joey: IYKYK

by Oceuhhhhhaeannnuhhh October 8, 2020

Jared

A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.

"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."

by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

Jared

An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.

I have a massive crush on Jared.

by GreenFour2000 December 29, 2014

the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo May 25, 2011