Jade 

You probably found this Jade while searching for your Jade, but you are wrong. This one is different. She is hotter. Taller. Sassier. And... lawyer-er?

Don't massage her too much; her skin is sensitive. But don't let her innocent looks fool you. She's hot and she knows it. Promoters will invite her to clubs to make it look like there are more hot girls there, and she'll drink whatever you buy her, and when you ask for her insta, she'll just bail and go see some other dude at a hookah lounge.

Protip: She doesn't like hookah though, so heads up guys don't take her to that on a first date!

Best ways to get her affection: write urbandictionary definition for her (too late bitches, I'm already doing it now), and help her find a cheap convenient gym (also too late, bitches!)

Also... she has nice legs. They make good seatbelts. But always follow local laws and/or customs regarding seatbelt use!

Hinge: "You matched with Jade!"

Jade: "Hahaha you're cute. For good eyebrow threading services, go find a Persian lady in Aliso Viejo"

Me: *swoon*

TV Commercial: "Jaded of normal boring girls? Call Jade now! Satisfaction guaranteed!"

Jade by Parsa J. December 10, 2019

Jade 

The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once. Every guy is lucky to have her. Her name's even very hot!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Man, that girl is soooo hot!
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...

Jade by CupcakeCutie1462 March 14, 2015

Jade 

Plays the Ukele and loves her some SpongeBob

Yo Jade's at the TV

Jade by Bleeding4 April 26, 2017

Jade 

Jade is a common Girls name. Usually it is refering to a gem stone or a plant also.

Can anyone tell me the definition for a guy named Jade? i ask this because it is almost unheard of, but I am a 15 year old Male and my name is Jade.

Jade by Jade Polus-Criscione May 3, 2013

Jade 

A truly beautiful person ..someone who stops and makes you think about every decision you've ever made. Jade will give you a reason to think ur whole existence and make you stop and realise that your life has only just begun now she is a part of it.. Kind and caring jade will do anything to please others and try to put a smile on your face no matter how down you feel.. She's beautiful inside and out and has an understated beauty that few should be so lucky to know ..keep her in your life and never let her go because shes a reason to wake up in a morning..a reason to do better and a reason to truly feel what it's like to have your heart stolen.. Oh and she likes to inflict pain..one sick little trait haha

See Jade she is the most beautiful person ever

Stop burning my hand jade

Would you like extra kidney beans in your chilli Jade

Jade by Johnrhino October 3, 2016

Jade 

Jade is kind of a crazy person. She is super innocent but you wouldn't expect it. A great gymnist, she can often be found doing backflips when she's had a few drinks. She's easy to get along with and I absolutely love her. She is my soulmate and Jades and Joes are meant to be 2gethr. Their the best, nicest, prettiest people you will ever meet. Anyone's life will be brighter with a Jade all up in there.

-Carson: "omg Joe! Did you see that girl doing backflips??"

-Joe: "yeah man. She's a total Jade."

Jade by Jpw February 17, 2014

Jade 

A green semi precious gemstone, used alot in china.

Also a common girls name.
A girl who is head strong, makes mistakes but learns from them, is also a very hyperactive person, talks alot. Is faithful and a good friend to all.

"I would like a Jade gemstone"

"That Jade, She's something else"

Jade by just some emo girl February 3, 2010