human suitcase 

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

human suitcase by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

human suitcase by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

Human Suitcase 

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

Human Suitcase by SuPeRDeFoRMeD March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

human suitcase by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

human suitcase 

that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.

Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?

Yep he's my Human Suitcase

human suitcase by SNLFAN March 3, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash

What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase

Human Suitcase by Deutsch Bag March 3, 2011

Human Suitcase 

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

Human Suitcase by jasonswestern March 1, 2011