1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage
by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003
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US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
by goodcop8 October 27, 2007
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Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 21, 2016
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Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.
by JAbstract May 27, 2011
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Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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