hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

hammerhead

A Mormon girl from central Utah whose eyes have spread out, over many years of incest,a perfect example EVOLUTION.

As a young boy, I recall the trips to Salt Lake City and trolling for hammerheads on State Street.

by craig john November 11, 2006

Hammerheads

A woman's breasts, but only when they are so large that when laying down they spread to the sides.

She's got a nice set of hammerheads!

by angry gnome February 19, 2009

hammerhead

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.

by lhamo_is_zema December 07, 2009

hammerhead

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

hammerhead

In the process of getting road head on the highway, you drift your car over to the side and begin hitting every bit of rumble strip that you can find. Thus creating a vibrating sensation know as hammerhead.

When the road head just wasn't enough to get off, Johnny used the rumble strips of the highway to get hammerhead.

by bkrazy November 17, 2006

hammerhead

Derisive nickname used by my boyfriend when I do something ditzy - a reference to the term "dumb as a bag of hammers."

Nice move, hammerhead.

by Blonder by the minute January 19, 2004