goff

A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.

As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

hey you a goff? you like wu tang!

by dang April 4, 2004

Goff

To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.

To be terrible at the game of golf.

Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.

This guy really plays golf like a Goff.

by Ukurugenzi February 5, 2010

A guy that changes everything about himself to get a girl that it turns him gay.

by SCARFACE101 May 5, 2004

Some guy that sucks ass at tenor and tries to be something he's not and sam sucks also tries to be like mr m

Person 1: Cameron sucks at tenor like sam sucks at trumpet

Person 2: Yeah I know what a Cameron Goff

by Samsuxxxx March 15, 2017

by ilybabez September 5, 2009

jimmy:get off the computer please!

karl:just a sec

jimmy:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

karl:fuck you

jimmy:goff goff goff goff goff goff

jimmy:GETTHEFUKOFF!

by Tookinoff September 24, 2006