A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”
by KaiGKempferEsq. October 2, 2022
by FireJimbo October 15, 2023
The most awesome city in Germany! or at least one of the really cool ones. You can eat way more than just Sauerkraut cause the city offers a lot of fancy restaurants. check them out: you also have a skyline like nowhere else in Germany and you can go to one of the rooftop bars and enjoy a beautiful look over the city. GOOOOO TOOOOO FRAAANKFUUURT!
by deliciously tasty November 20, 2017
by VokJouTiaan January 18, 2022
After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!
Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
by bunnyboi November 23, 2016
When you cover your erect penis in Vaseline and meat jelly, and proceed to shove it in to every hole conceivable.
by MobileVirginConversionUnit January 9, 2021