Exhaustipated

Noun, When someone or somebody is too tired to give a shit.

*After a long night of heavy drinking*
Jimmy: "Dude, James, Your car is gone! Somebody must've stolen it while we were in the bar!"
James: "I'll call Allstate in the morning - I'm far too exhaustipated."

by MondayGaming November 22, 2012

Exhaustipated

Too tired to poop.

Im too tired to make it to the bathroom. I'm exhaustipated.

by BigjobsDunsmall April 21, 2018

Exhaustipated

When you're too tired to give a shit.

When you just come home from a long day and your roommate is trying to tell you about his latest girl troubles and you have to say "man, can we do this tomorrow? I'm exhaustipated."

by Pecks78 April 4, 2017

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit

Holy shit, I'm exhaustipated.

by WiniestTitan64 April 24, 2016

exhaustipated

too tired to give a shit

I'm always exhaustipated after my 2 hour commute!

by 111111WWWWXmkdv'zdi'hgb April 8, 2017

Exhaustipated

A deep state of physical and mental tiredness that induces actual constipation, and a trapped feeling of energy depletion.

I studied so much this week, I'm exhaustipated.

by UniQuorn March 25, 2022

Exhaustipated

Too tired to give a shit.

Guy 1: Your friend just died.
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm exhaustipated.

by OmegaSoul January 21, 2017