smoke detector 

1. A device that will send out a loud alarm when triggered by the presence of smoke, though many people no longer regard the warning as an actual warning

*beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!*

--Dude, the smoke detector just went off!

--What's that mean!

--Nothing, I guess. Maybe someone overcooked a slice of bacon somewhere.

--Oh.

*house burns down*

smoke detector by idonthavaname August 14, 2006

Mexican metal detector 

(noun) weed wacker

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep

Mexican metal detector by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

simp detector 

Simp definition: Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Simp detector definition: scans you to see how much you are a simp for a person, thing, food, or animal

If you look up simp detector your most likely a simp or looking for young nugget O_o

simp detector by Simp detector January 18, 2021

Metal detector

When you have your dick in a girl and she is upside down you move her left or right so then you thrust so she moans then move her left or right then thrust once again so she moans like a metal detector beaps.

Yo I metal detectored James Charles.

Metal detector by Biggest shlong ever August 4, 2021

Furry Detector 

Furry detector is the older version of Roblox Furry Detector 2.0. While both are made by the same developer, Furry Detector is the original before being updated. Furry Detector does not have many of the features we see today in Furry Detector 2.0, such as: extra detectors, user stats, leaderboards, and search history.

Furry Detector got a huge update and is now Roblox Furry Detector 2.0!

Furry Detector by Shwiiwvrhroelwn December 1, 2022

Furry Detector 2.0 

A Roblox game by SakDevRblx_alt which detects whether or not a Roblox user is a furry by their username. In later updates, more detectors got added to the game. Instead of just furry detector, there is now weeb detector, maid detector, Edater detector, Thug detector, and slender detector. The game will determine the results by checking their avatar items, assets, favorites, badges, friends, user description, outfits, username, and display name.

Furry Detector 2.0 exposes Roblox players.

Furry Detector 2.0 by Shwiiwvrhroelwn December 1, 2022

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test 

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011