A dumb shithead with a messed up locker and is lonely.
Dario is so stupid.
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The living example of virginity and depression. Can't get women.
by Dj_Deloya February 10, 2022
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A wasteman, trying to be someone he is not. Usually picky, and never likes to accept that he is wrong.
OMG, that guy just won't shut up. He's such a Dario
by JohnKyle April 8, 2015
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When meeting with Dario:

You: Dario, old bastard!
by DarioLover69 November 21, 2021
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Darios talk a good game (as you can see right here) but for all the bullshit hype they spin about themselves, the fat ones often harbour creepy tendencies. Just pay attention to the eyes. They probably jerk off over your Facebook page 24/7. They will probably tell you about it too. All along they can pretend to be normal around most people, but inevitably their pedobear, Manson side reveals itself which is why they prowl internet dating sites.
Jamal: Dario is on his juice detox diet again to lose some lard.
Curtis: Oh yeah, but you know what they say. You can lose a few pounds but you can't polish a turd.
Jamal: Ain't that some shit!

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Vanessa: That guy is actin all Dario-like again, with just a trench coat on. Damn he's a freak. Probably has OK Cupid.
by Ka Ching June 14, 2013
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A gay kid who loves to suck dicks and crave for attention. Acts likes he knows rappers so he can be cool and hated shoes last year and now started to be a sneakerhead to become cool. You can tell he's gay cuz his last name has ass in it. His teeth look like train tracks. He goes around classes and has seizures and ppl think he has autism.
by hASSankhani April 6, 2018
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