Nesiah: “wow I love my La Croix”
Lawrence: “get that lesbian shit out of here”
by iiAmSpooky October 21, 2019
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They some lil youngin.from Huntington thy slime nd allat
Them the sainte-croixs everyone love em
by Nchghjhujk October 19, 2019
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When you are in a state where, like the fruit taste in La Croix , your anxiety is there there, but not quite a nameable feeling, nor can you truly feel it.
Man, I was so depressed last night that I couldn't get anything other than La Croix anxiety.
by herewegowith February 8, 2019
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A gangster with the guts to handle horror movies and talks back to teachers and can win a 4 v 1 fight. He also has balls bigger then the UY Scuti star and probably knows what the Russian nuclear codes are to destroy every emo and Karen and furry in existence
That Dude Croix likes to watch horror movies like Dog Soldiers
by CroixTx May 14, 2022
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An intermediate level of hate for a process/ transportation system/ restaurant due to not meeting all expectations which Croix has applied through some bazaar secret randomized internal metrics system.

ambivalent / annoyed / Croix-Nonplussed / irritated / Croix-Rage / Croix-Hate (to be defined at a later date)

If the process/transportation system/restaurant does not meet any of his expectations, see Croix-Rage
The current state of the "high speed" light rail system in central Florida is causing my Croix-Nonplussed to flare-up.
by baloobill September 2, 2023
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When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
Is that a sock on your foot or did you have a dirty la Croix last Thursday.
by La croix boi October 3, 2021
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A slur for a bisexual person. Similar to how La Croix is a drink with half of a flavor, a bisexual is a person who can't choose and therefore is half of a sexuality.
"That person is just such a croix. They slept with Jake and then Tiffany not two weeks later!"
by definitionmakerof2017 December 2, 2021
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