The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.
1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.
by El Defino November 12, 2006
also known as worddowntime/word
by tehehehe November 9, 2003
Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.
If Disneyland was Comcasted:
Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."
Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."
by Brisk June 9, 2004
Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.
by Buckminster Reed November 4, 2005
(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.
(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast
Hey, COMCAST
LoL... Comcast
Hey, COMCAST
by GOFURSELF February 12, 2015
Adds $200 cable package to your bill without permission when you never had or wanted cable and dont even own a cable box. Then tells you they dont know how it got on your bill, assures they will remove the mystery charge and then only credits you $50
Youve paid comcast $40 a month for internet only for a few years then you get a bill for $240 for the biggest cable package they offer and you dont even have a cable box. You call and they tell you you owe $600 for back charges!?! Wtf
by enter_text_here April 3, 2015