cocklement 

A complement of a cock either yours or someones.

Guy 1:Hey jimmy nice cock
Guy2: Thank you for the cocklement

cocklement by Snare23 November 16, 2009

cocklet 

a tiny penis, or the opposite of a tripod. It can also be used as an insult.

"The Midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet"

cocklet by Harveer Singh July 28, 2008

boss cocked 

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

boss cocked by bleblah February 4, 2009

Cockfed 

Person(s) who were fed from the penis instead of or as well as being breastfed or formula fed as an infant

Being cockfed as a child can result in an array of minor and/or severe problems.

Cockfed by J Burns IV June 19, 2008

Shit-cocked 

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

Shit-cocked by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Quarter-Cocked 

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

Quarter-Cocked by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

Cocklean 

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

Cocklean by KDeck March 19, 2010