(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that
friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about
people they
don't even know.
Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?
Guy two: Hell
Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!
Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured
woman who is a perfect role model for preteen
girls and women everywhere!
Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.
Guy two: Ok.