A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.
by JustKat July 6, 2022
by geezitron November 13, 2009
A Latino or Latina who betrays their own people by siding with a political party that works against their people's safety and self interest. Someone who counts his own people on a clipboard on behalf on some other social group.
He is advocating for killing migrants at the border. A clipboard Latino. No doubt he will be holding a clipboard when he counts us as we are being loaded onto the ICE vans and taken away or shot on sight.
by Starbum May 26, 2022
An individual, usually a woman, who holds a clipboard for purposes superficially attached with their vocation and to justify their own existence. Often described as "frumpy"; middle-aged with unkempt hair put up in a bun of circa 1950's hairstyle, horn-rimmed glasses with chain attached, and most commonly, a perma-frown. A pen is often attached to the clipboard via a filthy line of once white string - possibly of the Aunt Flow variety. What's on the clipboard has never reportedly been seen - but presumably a checklist of some sort. In fact the clipboard is intended to intimidate onlookers or subjects and has been rumoured to hold the latest Soap Opera Digest or Yarn Monthly. This person practices safe sex by not indulging in it at all and usually can't remember their sexual orientation or the last time they shaved their legs. They have spent months in training on how to peer over employees' shoulders while they are trying to work and have been known to spend time with ESP professionals such as The Amazing Kreskin to develop the ability to ruin your concentration simply by staring at the back of your head. These unwanted guests speak very little but can communicate by the tapping of a pen or a simple, "hmmmph" or "I see...". The only way to be rid of them is to ask them to go to your car in the parking lot to fetch a copy of the latest Regulations, and promptly lock the door behind them and call the police.
They have been known to analyze flush frequency in bathroom stalls.
They have been known to analyze flush frequency in bathroom stalls.
Ministry Office:
Customer: "who's the clipboarder behind you?"
Sam: "I don't know but she handed me toilet paper when I went to the ladies room earlier."
Customer: "My stuff ready?"
Tracey: "If I ain't done no stuff then this frock wearing Clipboarding Ho behind me to blame for harassing my brain waves with her mofo Kreskin stare down back-a-my-head, you know what I'm saying Mr. #68?"
Customer: "I'm #69. "
Tracey: "Get back in line!"
Customer: "who's the clipboarder behind you?"
Sam: "I don't know but she handed me toilet paper when I went to the ladies room earlier."
Customer: "My stuff ready?"
Tracey: "If I ain't done no stuff then this frock wearing Clipboarding Ho behind me to blame for harassing my brain waves with her mofo Kreskin stare down back-a-my-head, you know what I'm saying Mr. #68?"
Customer: "I'm #69. "
Tracey: "Get back in line!"
by Jneedee March 27, 2012
At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 January 20, 2012
Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.
by vbjunkie September 10, 2008