chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

chair by haylinne November 21, 2019

Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on

I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday

Chair by You shit bruhh May 20, 2020

Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

Chair by Whatewr August 20, 2020

Chair

A chair is a thing you sit your ass on instead of sitting on the floor

Imma sit my ass on that chair

Chair by Well well well, three holes in August 28, 2020

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)

Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...

Chair by The rat from steam August 9, 2021

Chair

A thing that is sat on.

IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight

Chair by asdafadasgaa October 13, 2008

chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!

chair by MrKapper June 30, 2007