bro job 

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

bro job by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016

bro job 

Something you get when you can't blow yourself.

Person 1: Hey bro, can you give me a bro job? I can't reach it by myself.
Bro: Go fuck yourself.

bro job by Mavis91765 April 22, 2016

Bro Job 

A sexual act performed during Bro Rape.

ex.1: "It flattens out the Bro Job..." -Blow Job Girl
ex.2: "Hey Chad, let's go up to my room and listen to Jack Johnson while we drink Nati Ice and give eachother Bro Jobs!" -Bro Rapist

Bro Job by HillbillyMafia June 29, 2008

bro job 

when a guy gets a blow job from another dude.

dude! that wasn't a woman.... you totally just got a bro job!!! homo.

bro job by chadsicle January 28, 2005

Bro Job 

When a bro gets a blowie from someone with two X chromosomes.

I got a bro job from this chick, then made her make me a sandwich and then threw on my LAX pinny and longboarded home.

Bro Job by A straight up Bro August 20, 2010

Bro Job 

When one male friend sucks up to another male friend. Or when two male friends talk eachother up.

"Dude that's such a nice lacoste shirt. You look good in blue"

"Dude stop giving me a Bro Job"

Bro Job by LadyLady2 December 7, 2009

Bro Job 

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

Bro Job by Steve McGuinn October 21, 2011