Bret

A old ceedy barstard who stairs at Amanda with his gay little binoculars all day long. He looks at her ass all the time and gets a stiffy off her all the time. He is known as pop or dirty grandpa

Broooo did you see Bret today he was stairing at Amanda’s ass again

by 69mynigga April 17, 2019

Bret

Ignorant piece of shit who does nothing but game and masturbate to his moms sex tapes

Jamia: Do you know Bret
Tepain: Ew, he licks toes

by mothers penis April 2, 2020

Bret McKenzie

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.

Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.

by juju624 May 21, 2008

Bret's Rope

The second or middle rope in a wrestling ring, named after pro-wrestling legend Bret Hart by OSW Review

"He hits him with an axe handle from Bret's Rope!"

by TatankaIsMyBoy March 23, 2022

bret's rope

The most dangerous rope. Made famous by Bret Hart, and then more famous by OSW Review

Ricochet, jumping from Bret's Rope, the most dangerous rope!

by richieheadgamging March 23, 2022

pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

pulling a Bret

The action of purposely ignoring a private message and only responding days later.

My goodness, John his pulling a Bret on me! I guess I'll have to wait for a bit.

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021