The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.
Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.
by BobbyStompy January 28, 2013
When you're going through a breakup and every little thing makes you want to scream obscenities for no good reason.
by VedetteTX October 18, 2011
When you are going out with someone and everything seems fine but then you stop talking to each only to end with a break up that never really happened.
by 89372589769 April 30, 2010
An eternal on an and off again relationship. When a couple breaks-up and gets back together repeatedly, sometimes for many years.
Lacie: "So he broke with me, calls me two days later, we hang out and go to a show the next day, and tomorrow we're going to the movies"
Jenn: "Sounds like a breakup"
Lacie: "Sounds like a Sacramento Breakup."
Jenn: "Sounds like a breakup"
Lacie: "Sounds like a Sacramento Breakup."
by CityOfBabes916 October 20, 2009
when some one breaks up with you but trys to make your life misrible by doing things like making you jealous but yet and still it seems like you should be doing this but you noe that theyre the immsture ones and you just have to move on...or get payback.....(results may vary)
girl:my boyfriend dumped me today...
girl 2: aww thats so sad
girl: i noe and the worst part is, its that hes trying to make me jealous buy flirting with other girls in front of me.
girl 2: dont worry about it. hes probally just hurting to
girl:yea... he pullin an opposite breakup on me
girl 2: aww thats so sad
girl: i noe and the worst part is, its that hes trying to make me jealous buy flirting with other girls in front of me.
girl 2: dont worry about it. hes probally just hurting to
girl:yea... he pullin an opposite breakup on me
by cristen markey May 27, 2011
A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Example 1:
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
by ...really?! January 8, 2009
Breaking up with your girlfriend right at the start of summer when the ocean of short shorts and miniskirts flood the streets.
The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.
The girlfriend thinks its spontaneous but the boys know is strategic.
"I just broke up with my girlfriend, it had to be done"
"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"
"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"
"Yep, its June 1st, textbook strategic breakup, summer is by far best time to be single"
"yeah I hope she takes me back in the fall when the babes start wearing pants again"
by d1sKoBisCuiT June 10, 2017