Teacher: So you see, we now have only three weeks before the biology exams.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
Student: That means I will only have three more driving lessons before my driving test.
Teacher: Uhh.
Student: Sorry sir, just a bain-fart.
by John Boon April 24, 2005
me: do you remember why you swirved when we were in the truck?
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!
liza: no i am having a brain fart!
me: huh?
liza: i cant think/remember!
me: ohh
liza: it was so i didnt hit that turtle!
by Neelyk June 21, 2010
An epiphany
by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018
a bad idea
It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.
by T.V. John March 27, 2013
When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor November 5, 2015
The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
by 556677NK March 8, 2010
Damn. My computer had another brain fart.
I can't believe Jacob did that. He must've had a major brain fart.
I can't believe Jacob did that. He must've had a major brain fart.
by Whoohoo December 20, 2007