by she's a cunt September 08, 2010

One who enjoys ducklings, middle schoolers, long walks on the beach and new ducklings. His birthday is Friday.
by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Acronym short for Asterisk sigh asterisk, or *sigh*. Can be said instead of actually exhaling, but more suitably used in online chat rooms.
by andyrb10 June 23, 2009

by Max Ziel January 14, 2004

Guy "I think im having a heart attack?"
Woman "oh I better grab the ASA!"
Guy "oh thanks, I am sure I will feel better in a few min."
Woman "No you won't, I just gave you Cyanide."
Woman "oh I better grab the ASA!"
Guy "oh thanks, I am sure I will feel better in a few min."
Woman "No you won't, I just gave you Cyanide."
by BlitzK22 October 16, 2008

1. A failure at life, one who most laugh at.
2. The guy who you bring camping with you, because you know the bear will catch him first.
3. Another definition for noob, directed to people who fail at stuff.
Can be used as an adj. or noun.
2. The guy who you bring camping with you, because you know the bear will catch him first.
3. Another definition for noob, directed to people who fail at stuff.
Can be used as an adj. or noun.
by Smuk December 13, 2007

by T Gizzle April 22, 2006
