8=========D

Something that is generally inserted into women. Occasionally inserted into men by homosexuals.

Straight 8=========D goes inside women.
Gay 8=========D goes inside men.

by 8=======D~ November 11, 2012

8==D~{(.)}

An emoticon for cumming inside of a vagina.
A penis spraying semen into a vagina.

8==D is the penis

~ is the semen

{(.)} is the vagina

Hey, babe. Let's do it tonight.

What do you mean?

8==D~{(.)} ;)

by Charizard Sexiness November 14, 2013

8==D~~

a penis that has cummed

send me a pic of your 8==D~~

by harget6969 May 8, 2008

8==D

Clearly, a man with a big nose.
Someone looking up this definition obviously sees it as a penis.

Dude, did you see John and his huge nose the other day?
Yeah man, he looked like this! 8==D

by [: March 31, 2008

8==========D

AIM dick

I want your 8==========D.
OR
My 8==========D is very big.

by xI Love Toweliex October 8, 2003

8========D

What do you think this is?

Hey, go suck a 8========D you bitch!!!! Add some jizz to it!!! 8========D~~~~~~~~~~ <--- "~~~" is jizz!!!

by Negger November 7, 2003

>8-D

Evil genius smiley face, apparently used exclusively by me (a professed evil genius), used to pictorally punctuate a particularly wicked or diabolical thought or idea expressed in all forms of inter-computer communications (i.e. IM-ing, blogging, emailing, etc.)

Friend, on IM: So, how was work today?
Me, on IM: Some r-tard customer scraped the entire right side of my car when they pulled in too close.
Friend: Dude! That sucks! What did you do?
Me: I blew a snot-rocket on their windshield and split.
Friend: That's evil.
Me: I know! >8-D

by rtg1996 October 26, 2008