bouche

Vulcanizing the whoopee stick in the ham wallet,
Cattle prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket,
Batter dipping the cranny ax in the gut locker,
Retrofitting the pudding hatch with the boink swatter,
Marinating the nether rod in the squish mitten,
Power drilling the yippee bog with the dude piston,
Pressure washing the quiver bone in the wench wrinkle,
Cannonballing the fiddle cove with the pork steeple.
In short, Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo.

They were bouching all night.
What the bouche is your problem.

by Xingy August 13, 2006

bouch

to slap somebody in the face with your cock. (cock slap)

I bouched that girl in the face last night and then she sucked on my dick.

by smokey mcpot October 13, 2004

Bouch

There are two definitions for this:

1. It is a boner that hurts. Hence the b-ouch!

2. An individual gets an erection after viewing an ugly girl.

Andy gotta bouch after looking at Sully!!!

by h@yd3n March 3, 2009

bouche

Bolish for "bullshit"

BOUCHE! TON DESAG STRYUMS. (bullshit, you don't own a penis)

by Bola March 30, 2003

bouche

In Bolish: Bullshit.
In French: Mouth.
In English: A ROM hacker who can do anything with a game's music and needs to work on TrackDES Advance.

That's bouche! Shut your bouche, Bouche!

by Hyper January 27, 2004

Bouche

The art of the horizontal polka, doin the nasty, bumping uglies, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, to sauce, to shag, slopping hogs, parking the beef bus in 'Tuna Town', Aztec two-step Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, Buttering the muffin, Cave exploring, Fornicating, Getting your freak on, Genital exercise, Having a bit of the cramstick, Hiding the sausage, Hippity dippity, 'it', Jigging, Knocking boots, Laying some pipe, making babies, Nailing , Oops, Probing the membrane, Quickie, Rubbing bacons, Running the naked wheelbarrow race, Sexercizing, Sewing up the hatchet wound, Taking it to the car wash, Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft, Ugh ugh, Vaginal bungee jumping, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, and Zwooshing the swoosh.

Those two crazy cats bouched on the hood.
And Jamie and Bret were caught bouching in the car.

by KappaBeasty March 28, 2005

bouch

A slang term for best friend/ bitch. Can be used in many different ways.

“Aiden is my bouch🥴”

“Aiden is such a bouch!”

by Mr. BitchSniffer April 25, 2021