Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
by Omilon December 21, 2016
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A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"
by 8288 July 14, 2017
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Spending your time in a decent way, searching Michael Jackson information, picture, videos ecc. Definitely the way I spend 99% of my day
I was Michaeling all day long amd found out so much stuff!
Look at this Michael Jackson video I found while Michaeling!!!
by Mikeismybae December 29, 2018
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When someone holds a smoking device for an extended period of time.
Yo, stop michaeling the disposable vape!!
by SunriseValley696 March 23, 2022
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Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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"The Michael Fastbastard experience"
by JimGordon November 4, 2020
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Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
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Michael Robin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only the most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael Robin has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don't talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael Robin and are blessed to have him in their life Michael Robin is the only person you'll meet to make you smile your biggest {smile} and understand your deepest of thoughts. You'll love Michael Robin.
Is it Michael Robin?
He's a life saver.
by utopia0333 November 24, 2021
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