living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.

I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.

by Lehmms March 12, 2009

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 28, 2017

IM DEAD

The meaning is when someone is laughing uncontrollably something

Ryan: insert something funny here
Stephanie: IM DEAD LMAOOO

by Sub to Royale Naomi Plays April 24, 2021

I'm Dead

I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation

Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.

by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 21, 2023

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 13, 2023

Dead Island

The diet dying light, Who do you voodoo, a 2011 made fun game, and also made an infamous trailer. Also not even related with the trailer, but overall a good game.

Guy: Hey, have you heard about Dead Island? It has some good zombie killing weapons!
A Biased Idiot: LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STUJPID ZOMOBYEIE GAMEMES!??!?!?!LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO YOU WILL NEVER SUC-*Gets ran over by the Dead Island Ram zombie*

by diet dying light October 13, 2023