When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
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(Pronounced Jillespie) When your boyfriend can't take criticism because he mispronounces a word and you correct him.
"My boyfriend sucks at reading, he's always mispronouncing words and when i correct him he gets shitty, he's a Dead Gillespie"
by CharlesPoo February 12, 2022
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Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.
Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
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Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.
He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
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used in the same sense as sleeping. if a person has/will die, and has/will come back to life, it could be considered that they were ‘deading’
Alexis: yo has Aidan texted you back
Camryn: no i’m pretty sure he’s deading
by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 23, 2020
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When you are extremely dead to the point of having an asthma attack while laughing (even if you don't have asthma)
Me:Do you remember when I came up with deading on accident

Madison:Jesus
Me:Deading

Definition- When you are extremely dead to the point of having an asthma attack while laughing (even if you don't have asthma)

Similar Expressions- 🤣,😭, Deading of laughter
Madison:I'm deading of laughter currently
by ThatOneGirlWithPotatoes November 17, 2018
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