BURGLAR BURGLAR

Is a Law enforcement agent that goes into your home on a SNEAK and PEAK warrant, but more than likely without one.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.

BURGLAR BURGLAR must have stolen the gold coins we had in the closet.

by reeeetaaaaad June 4, 2023

Burglar’s Entrance

When you are sucking dick and another man sneaks his dick into your asshole.

I was sucking John’s dick and then Jason surprised me by coming in the burglar’s entrance.

by Hagrid’s Bitch September 19, 2020

spackle burglar

To lick your half dried cum from your girlfriend’s mouth after she falls asleep

Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?

by spank-the-monkee May 29, 2018

burglar

the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.

Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.

by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

breath burglar

Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.

"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight

by Reigun October 31, 2013