Blend Farting 

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment

I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.

Blend Farting by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022

Blended 

The opposite of unblened. To describe someone who suits their bodily proportions, they look nice in their body

You look very blended today.

Blended by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022

blendertard 

A person who uses Blender and thinks they are superior to every other art form to exist. They will go out of their way to prove that blender is better, usually with excuses on 'Hey, this is just blender assets!' even though half the time it's lighting produced by the particular program itself.

Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.

''You think your blender is better then anyone else work? You such a blendertard.''

blendertard by ihavenoenemies October 7, 2023

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

Eating Blinds by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

cum blender 

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

cum blender by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015

dutch blender 

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

dutch blender by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Slavic Blender 

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.

"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"

Slavic Blender by SadMemetato October 12, 2016