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1 definition by Blondeterage

1. Eating Blinds
When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
panic fail scared retarded dumb
by Blondeterage Apr 16, 2012 add a video
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