cali wine

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.

Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!

by Jojo555 November 23, 2021

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cali fisher

The nicest girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful- let alone pretty. She is the best friend you will EVER HAVE

Guy 1- "Hey why is that hottie over there talking to the nerd?"

Guy 2 "oh her? That's Cali fisher, its just her."

Guy 1 "Ahh so thats Cali. I wonder if I can get her in my bed tonight..."

Guy 2 "yea, right dude. In your dreams. She is pure. And not stupid."

by CatarinaVega February 28, 2017

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Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 03, 2019

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Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022

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Cali

Cali is a great girl she may not seem perfect at first but she is one you really know her. She can’t keep a secret at all so she is really not a great friend but she is great in bed. She makes all the boy’s heads turn when she walks by. Normally has blonde hair but is be great with black hair also.

Guy 1:“Omg I just told Cali a secret and now it’s everywhere!!”
Guy 2: “get over it she is hot”

by You Don't Know My Name:) January 12, 2018

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