People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.
by bigcoluk January 4, 2018
You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.
i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!
by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012
Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".
Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.
That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.
Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.
Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.
by 666hailsatan February 10, 2012
Posting memes,e-cards,god quotes and god associated pics while still being a party whore who drinks,smokes,partakes in drugs and sex.
by Brian Greenfield May 15, 2014
WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.
I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.
by RICKOLO October 17, 2011
Flexing on Facebook is so trash
by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019
Someone who in Facebook comments will scream about how much that cute little puppy or guinea pig is getting abused when in realty they're fine. They will criticize the pets diet, habitat, and interactions based on one video. Facebook vets love to jump to conclusions and cry animal abuse whenever possible.
Wow that facebook vet thinks they know SO much about animals and what is good and bad for them. They should totally judge the owner based on one video.
by t3chn0bab3 March 17, 2019