Gay Ginger Vegetarian

A homosexual who has red hair whose only purpose in life is the consumption of every living plant on this planet.

Susy: Why isn't Jacob eating your meat pie?

Mom: Because Jacob is a gay ginger vegetarian

by pollolocochico May 31, 2011

vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!

all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

the reason you're not vegetarian

bacon....

:)

"On Pinterest it has this screenshot saying the definition of bacon and I thought it was funny."
"K, what is it?"
"Bacon is the reason I'm not a vegetarian...."
"Nice. BTW, That joke is sooooo old."

the reason you're not vegetarian--------- bacon

by MyNameDoesn'tHaveToBeKnown June 6, 2017

vegetarian between meals

Snappy comeback to say if someone comments on the fact that they are a vegetarian.

Ben: How would you like your steak?
Ronnie: Oh I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian.
Ben: Me too, but a vegetarian between meals.

by benormous April 18, 2006

vegetarian hot plate

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.

last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

by josh herbert March 5, 2008

vegetarians are made of glass

Vegetarians are people who are basically made of glass

Vegetarians are made of glass

by Vegetarian hater February 4, 2018

One Vegetarian per Group Quota

This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.

A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."

Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.

by Georgie Bush January 18, 2009