Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?
by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019
a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.
>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
by Thicke Henry Richard September 9, 2020
A windy burglar is a person who goes out in the rain and windy weather looking for some where to break in the to and is obviously A windy burglar
by Stayout March 13, 2019
A person who steals fetuses, either directly from the womb, or from planned parenthood. His/her weapon of choice: Clothes Hanger.
Guy 1: "Hey what's that going through the window?!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD, it's. Fetus Burglar, and it's going towards my pregnant wife!"
Guy 1: "She's not gonna be pregnant much longer."
by Fetus_Burglar March 9, 2016
by Zebra Hands March 5, 2016
Is a Law enforcement agent that goes into your home on a SNEAK and PEAK warrant, but more than likely without one.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.
by reeeetaaaaad June 4, 2023