I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma
guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"
by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021
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Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad
Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum
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A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.
Your such a nob!
Your mum!
by ZR89 July 1, 2018
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your mum is a another word for ‘sex toy’, please be aware they have flappy fannies. Let the lord deal with her sketty self. her names either Ava or Rebecca.
guy 1: your mums fit
guy 2: she has a boyfriend

guy 3: she’s a sket

guy 2: i know
by poomam October 19, 2019
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