by 4182931 March 13, 2018
A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
by Wil-doe July 22, 2014
Tiffany: OMG Mary, Brittany raccooned Bertha's English project
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same
Mary: Not going to lie, but I wanted to raccoon her project.
Tiffany: Same
by FatJackFlabSniff May 8, 2017
by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013
by yhihgtfyguhijoiuyfxcghui April 19, 2016
When your hitting from the back. Right before you cum, you stick a peach pit in her asshole; kick over her trash can; and jump out her window.
Yo I raccoon peached this girl from tinder last night.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
She cracked the peach pit with her asshole.
Now thats a woman.
by RaccoonPeachFan December 27, 2021