A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.
by Wil-doe July 22, 2014